Chuck Norris

omy gosh its chuck norris. you wouldn't belive just how popular this one man is. even the teachers idolize him

math class: some kid was saying he was better then chuck norris. the sea of heads turn towards the voice and we all stare. no one. says they're better then chuck norris. no one. turns out this kid is bob (made up name). he's actually pretty nice but man sometimes you just have to belive the rumors that he's really got a peantut butter and jelly sandwhich up there with a little fly buzzing around it and a note that says "i owe you one brain-- God". so to hear bob say that my teacher turns on him and round house kicks him an inch in front of his face yelling "no one is better than chuck norris!" you could tell he was joking but man was it funy.